Me

I will be lazy, as well as tardy, with this post.

There are a few things I should come clean about, now that I have reached what many have said is the pinnacle of my time here on this planet.

I am absolutely unreliable when a "timeframe" is involved

I lack moral judgement, and character

I am lazy as fuck

I honestly believe that there is, and never will be, a greater live show than the Flaming Lips. This I cannot defend, nor do I feel the need to

I'm pretty certain that my place of work and the school I go to are wastes of my time, but will likely do nothing about it

I feel as though my talents would best be used as a Southern Baptist preacher

Thanks, I feel better.